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Pretend I Mailed This

Dear Friends, Family, and Interwebz, Look what I made with my vagina! I’m talking about the baby, not the shuke (shirt uke, obviously).  Though I guess technically my uterus made Paul.  My vagina...

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Definitions

“Aren’t you a happy baby? Yes you are. Yes you are! What a happy baby!” They cooed at each other while I aggressively scrubbed the yellow crust that had collected on a shelf support long before we...

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The M Word

Apparently it’s going to take me more than three months to not squirm at the “m word.”  And no, I don’t mean moist. So.  I’ve been a…*cough*…a mo…*swallow*…a moth…*cough, cough*…a mothe…*ahem*…a MOTHER...

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Sunrise

I padded down the carpeted steps, pausing on the landing to absorb the lavender light pouring through the floor-to-ceiling window. Turning to descend the last several steps, my grandfather’s milky eyes...

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An Open Letter to North Carolina

*sigh* It’s not a great day to be a North Carolinian, I’m afraid.  I have tons to say about yesterday’s vote, but sleep deprivation and coherent sentence structure do not go hand in hand.  So instead...

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Feels Like Home

I lost someone I love this week. Some of you will remember when my cousin Patty Mouse died a year ago. Or maybe you just remember the song I uked for her while she was in the hospital.  On Tuesday, her...

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The Unlikely Pilgrimage of Harold Fry

On the one hand, it feels like I need to come back with something profound and insightful after a six month break.  (SIX MONTHS!  Let’s just shelve that for now,shall we?  Because I’m overwhelmed...

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Who Moved My Corn?

I need a piece of corn. Let’s try this again: Last week, I planted a mess of seedlings I’d been nurturing for months outside in some raised garden beds I recently built.  They’re dead now.  Apparently,...

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Falling

There’s always something about the arrival of Fall that I find deeply comforting. Don’t get me wrong, I genuinely love Summer.  I love her reliability – her near-constant light and temperatures.  Once...

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Don’t Call it a Comeback

Him: So you know how sometimes I go and book the flights for our vacations without telling you? Me: *blank stare* Him: And then you get really mad. And then you get excited. And then you figure out all...

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The Key to Happiness is Lamination

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever laminated? I’m asking for a friend. Probably. Attention all employers of the world: if you want to increase your employee retention rate, furnish your office space...

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A Life That’s Good

It’s been a hard couple of weeks, hasn’t it? We’ve seen a lot of hatred and a lot of beauty. That’s not what this post is about, though. At least not directly. There’s no shortage of beautiful,...

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What Alice Forgot

You know how sometimes the Universe delivers you something you didn’t even know you needed? Like a tear-jerking movie when you need a good sob? Or vomit in your hair when you need a nice long soak in a...

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Serendipity

So January. That didn’t last very long, did it? Now here it is mid February already and I haven’t visited here since New Years. I’ve been working furiously on THE BOOK. It’s a long story, and one I...

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Taking Turns

I hid my dreams in the back of my mind – it was the only safe place in the house. From time to time I would get them out and play with them, not daring to reveal them to anyone else because they were...

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The Pitch Sitch

The conference was so much more than I ever dreamed. So much more. I’m still swooning and high and drunk and giddy….maybe even orgasmic. It was THAT good. As I’m sure you already know, one of Erma’s...

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An Open Letter to My Struggling Friend on Mother’s Day

I know, I know. Two posts in less than a week! If Trump as the Republican nominee wasn’t already proof the END OF DAYS was upon us, my sudden prolificness would be, right? But I have a piece up over at...

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Hate Is Not New

A photo posted by adrienne maree brown (@adriennemareebrown) on Jul 9, 2016 at 8:10pm PDT   “I’m afraid,” I mumbled around my hands, trying to push the tears back in before the boys found us and...

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Suzy Q’s

I’ve been thinking a lot about Susan B. Anthony – suffragette extraordinaire and symbol of the women’s rights movement. But this morning, someone in my Facebook feed called her a racist. So I started...

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This Little Light of Mine

I think we can all agree this hasn’t been a banner week. But the world still turns. I wrote a piece Wednesday morning about how we must shine on, fight on, hope on. (You can read it here.) And I’m...

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